#1: You know that MP3 album I downloaded from you, the one that was supposed to be ethnic middle eastern or Indian music, but instead was clearly listed on the ID3 tag as Muslimgauze? Well bitch, Bryn Jones is/was British and the one track I actually bothered to play wasn't even him, it was the In Slaughter Natives' "Transcendental Carnation", which sounds ethnic but only an ignoramus would confuse the work of a Swede with real ethnic music.

Commentary: Yes, this was my dream. The Indian theme probably came from the fact that I ate at a dosa place yesterday, and the annoyance was directed at someone who wasn't my fellow diner.